of course. lets lasso hookers.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
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We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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