Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
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It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
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Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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