Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
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we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
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I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
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