He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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