So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
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My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
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It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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