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I think scott just propositioned me for sex
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
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Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
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Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
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