i can't believe i had my finger in that
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
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Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
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No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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