Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
I went to an adult Halloween party last night dressed as Mrs. Doubtfire, but I woke up on a stranger's couch surrounded by sleeping children in karate gi's. And I accidentally flushed my granny wig mid-puke, so if they wake up I'm gonna have to convince them that I'm just a weird older man and not a terrible cross dresser.
How did you come to this point in your life?
Good bartenders.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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