It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
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i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
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Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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