I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
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