Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
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do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
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I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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