I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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