Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
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Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
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I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
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