would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
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I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
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Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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