Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
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she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
No subtext here. People are naked.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
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Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
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