If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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