i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
oh god was she eating orange peels again
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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