She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
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I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
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It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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