WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
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No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
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DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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