That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
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Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
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We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room