Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
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his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
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Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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