eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
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I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
How external is "for external use only"?
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I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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