so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
i just had sex bonerless
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
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Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
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Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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