Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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