The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
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I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
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just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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