Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
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I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
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It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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