at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
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idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
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So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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