Buhtt sex?
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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