i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
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Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
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You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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