Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
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She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
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Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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