Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
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You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
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I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
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