you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
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Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Also, beer. Big fan.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
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I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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