Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
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