So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
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I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
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We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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