I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
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Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
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no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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