She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
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A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
You know, be my cock's hype man.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
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He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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