So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
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she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
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I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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