I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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