Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
so much tequila, so little girl.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
Randomize
