i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
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Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
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Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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