oh good, I think they're gone
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
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I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
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And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body