If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
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You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
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Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.