there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
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Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
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I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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