Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Randomize
