If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
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