I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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