so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
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i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
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I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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