No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
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Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
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i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
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I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
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