Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
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if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
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He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
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I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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