Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
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I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
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I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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