that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
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We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
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So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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